I Can Has Internets » notweet http://www.icanhasinternets.com Scouring the Internets for all things interesting and fun to bring you fantastic content and tidbits from throughout the Universe. Sat, 04 Feb 2012 04:00:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Men’s Restroom Etiquette Visual Guide http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/10/mens-restroom-etiquette/ http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/10/mens-restroom-etiquette/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 12:03:47 +0000 Dutch Mechanic http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/10/mens-restroom-etiquette-visual-guide-2/

We’ve all been in the unfortunate situation of having to decide which urinal to use. When you’re in a rush and just need to let it go there is no time to be standing there figuring out the best solution. Here is a handy guide to get you in and out in a hurry and still looking like a gentleman.

…and once you’ve done your deed and washed your hands, why not make yourself one of these to chow down on.

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]]> http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/08/my-diet-motivation/feed/ 0 Bill Clinton Parties With Boca After U.S. Victory http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/bill-clinton-parties-with-boca-after-u-s-victory/ http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/bill-clinton-parties-with-boca-after-u-s-victory/#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:33:31 +0000 Sam Wow http://www.icanhasinternets.com/?p=3392 This just proves that Ol’ Bubba has got be one of the greatest ever to represent our fair country. After nearly losing his voice cheering our great players on to an awesome victory against Algeria, he takes a moment to head down to the locker room and throw back a couple of cold ones with the squad. Here is an awesome photo with him and Carlos Bocanegra. The man is such a big deal that he would need a vuvuzela the size of this beast. I wonder if he’d ever wear something like this?

“Former President Clinton came in the locker room afterwards and had a few beers with us. And that was probably the highlight of my life. I’m not gonna lie. That was pretty sweet.” – Bocanegra

]]> http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/bill-clinton-parties-with-boca-after-u-s-victory/feed/ 7 Must’ve Had Some Good English On It http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/ball-must-have-had-some-good-english-on-it/ http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/06/ball-must-have-had-some-good-english-on-it/#comments Sat, 12 Jun 2010 22:39:58 +0000 Sam Wow http://www.icanhasinternets.com/?p=3034 Anyone that was watching the FIFA World Cup today surely witnessed one of the most unfortunate goals of all time…that is if you’re an England fan, or Robert Green. This has got to be one of the worst fails in World Cup history. I feel really bad for him, I’ll bet he never hears the end of this. For us here on the left of the Atlantic though, this was the best possible thing that could have happened. Go USA!!!

Too bad for the English the ball had a little too much…wait for it…English on it. I’m thinking it will be a long time before they’re able to live this one down. If the first game had this much excitement maybe the next month won’t be too bad…and maybe soccer will catch on over here. At least this way it’s similar to NASCAR or Jersey Shore, you watch it to see the wrecks and crashes.

…speaking of good English, check this out.

Beckham does not approve

…but Keanu does

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…and if you’re looking for something good to eat why not try the Luther Double Down?



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Bonus: Fastest Fingered Question Fail

]]> http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/05/who-wants-to-be-a-millionaire-first-question-fails/feed/ 20 Men’s Restroom Etiquette Visual Guide http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/02/mens-restroom-etiquette-visual-guide/ http://www.icanhasinternets.com/2010/02/mens-restroom-etiquette-visual-guide/#comments Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:05:15 +0000 Sam Wow http://icanhasinternets.com/?p=1019 We’ve all been in the unfortunate situation of having to decide which urinal to use. When you’re in a rush and just need to let it go there is no time to be standing there figuring out the best solution. Here is a handy guide to get you in and out in a hurry and still looking like a gentleman.

…and once you’ve done your deed and washed your hands, why not make yourself one of these to chow down on.

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10.) San Francisco 49ers

9.) Georgia Bulldogs

8.) Cincinnati Bengals


7.) Green Bay Packers

6.) Texas Longhorns

5.) Oakland Raiders

4.) Dallas Cowboys

3.) Chad Ochocinco

2.) Alabama Crimson Tide

1.) New Orleans Saints

and one awesome one:

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