Driving Under the Influence is no joke…but come on…this guy is just asking for a DUI/DWI. I mean, what are you going to tell the officer? “Ummm…no…officer I haven’t had anything to drink.” Right…like he’s going to believe you. I guess at that point you just offer him a one and hope for the best.
I personally would have a keg of Guinness attached to this bad boy….and you know what I think would go really good with this…a KFC Double Down with a Krispy Kreme glazed donut as the bun!
The great Betty White wishing you all a wonderful Mother’s Day.
With all the big names on the internets like Google and Facebook failing their users with their lack of privacy and the Governments with their abilities to tap into whatever data they’d like, it’s not long before we’re in a truly “1984″ society (if we’re not there already). This I knew was imminent…but what I didn’t quite realize would happen so soon was the fact that apparently you can’t even shit in peace anymore.
…if I were sitting in here, this would come in muy práctico…but then I’d probably be in there for hours.
Who doesn’t love bacon? Even pigs love bacon and so do vegetarians. There really is nothing not to like about bacon, with it’s crispy, salty, fatty deliciousness. It can be added to almost anything to enhance the flavor of an otherwise bland dish. Here are a few facts about the amazing wonder that is sliced pork belly.
….bacon is a great way to start the day…but if you’re a manly man this is how you need to fuel up.
And finally! I almost hate to be this happy about someone going home but there was just something about Aaron that I didn’t care for. I’m sorry buddy…you were just too wee, too small, not really a boy but certainly not a man. I will say that he was talented in his own right….and would blow me out of the water so what can I say, but man…he just irked me.
Now we’re down to just 4 peeps. Crystal and Casey have been my favorites from the get go and I certainly think one of them will win. I would prefer Casey being our Idol but I could easily see Mrs. Bowersox trumping the rest. I feel Mike is the one to go this next week…it’s not even really a question. If Lee can keeps going like he did this week he’ll stay for another. Next week’s theme is songs from movies…we’ll see what they choose.
They come from all walks of life and carry all manner of arms. From the hot to the practical. From the AK-47 to the rifle. Take something so quintessentially masculine as a gun and match it up with something so feminine as a…female and what have you got? A sight of pure awesomeness only rivaled by that of (Sir) Chuck Norris’ remains of the day.