For some of us it’s just on in the cards. You can play and play and play but you’ll continue to lose. Unforunately for good old Edward Scissorhands he’s got nothing on Fantastic Four’s The Thing in the classic game of Rock, Paper, Scissor (Roshambo).
This just proves that Ol’ Bubba has got be one of the greatest ever to represent our fair country. After nearly losing his voice cheering our great players on to an awesome victory against Algeria, he takes a moment to head down to the locker room and throw back a couple of cold ones with the squad. Here is an awesome photo with him and Carlos Bocanegra. The man is such a big deal that he would need a vuvuzela the size of this beast. I wonder if he’d ever wear something like this?
“Former President Clinton came in the locker room afterwards and had a few beers with us. And that was probably the highlight of my life. I’m not gonna lie. That was pretty sweet.” – Bocanegra
Will all the excitement of the FIFA World Cup taking place and will all the “buzz” over the vuvuzela, this has got to be the best way to show your support. At first the BZZZZZZT was just too much but after it’s unavoidable charm rings in your ears, there is only one thing you can do…embrace it, embrace it will all your might. He for your blasting pleasure…the World’s Largest Vuvuzela:
Additionally, if you have any question of when it’s appropriate to play the vuvuzela, here is a handy guide.
And to finish you off with all things BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT, brought to you by Gebroeders Ko this is the “Official Vuvuzela Theme Song”. Now I know what you’re thinking, “I hate the annoying buzz of the vuvuzela.” I know, I know, but hear me out. This song is actually not that bad and pretty catchy. It may just be the very thing to up the approval rating of the imfamous instrument. Trust me…just give it a quick listen and tell me you’re not going to play this at least once more today (or email to your flatmate).
Well what are friends for anyways? This young “whipper-snapper” has shown his buddy just how much he cares for him. And really…that’s all R. Kelly was doing too. He just has a different way to show his admiration for a women than most of us. I guess some of us don’t know the subtle use of a good hug or a kiss.
Maybe they feel like that’s too common place and there’s got to be something a little more personal about their show of devotion. Either way…how would you feel if you were the parent who received this? Worse yet, how would you feel if you were the parent of the child who received the golden shower?
I love the old skate videos…back when they were still fun to watch and entertaining. They weren’t full of stupid pranks and Knoxville-crotch humor. This short video from Tim and Eric has a bunch of cool skate tricks. This makes me feel like a teenager again…happy days.
Apparently Captain Obvious drives a Ford Falcon…because I just found his car. At this rate of snarkiness he’s soon to be Major Obvious. I wonder if the clerk that handed him his plates laughed at all…probably not, they tend not to have much of a sense of humor…or sense of anything for that matter.
If you had the choice between speed or cuteness factor which would you pick? I certainly know which I would choose…I’d go the way of this kitty and take the turtle into town. You may not get there before lunch but pack a snack and maybe you’ll get to the saloon for happy hour.
You might think this is cruel of Mr. Kittah but I am one to believe that good Old Man Turtle here actually enjoys giving him a ride. I imagine them being the best of friends…a relationship that transcends generation gaps and species lines but meets squarely at cuteness.