Meet the best thing in your pantry since sliced bread. If this can full of noodly goodness doesn’t stick to your ribs then I think you must not have the necessary superpowers to absorb it’s awesomeness.

Spider-Can, Spider-Can,
Does whatever a spider can.
Fills a bowl, any size,
Satisfies bellies just like fries.

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Can.
Is he tasty? Listen boss—
He’s got radioactive sauce.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Can.

I’ll bet this guy is just downing the Spider-Can


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Guy Kawasaki: The Power of ‘No Bull Shiitake’ Video [ForaTV]

Angelina Jolie Is Kick-Ass [Screen Junkies]

The All-Star Ballpark Menu [Sports Illustrated]


Buying Alcohol Underage Chart [MadAtoms]

Forty-ton whale lands on yacht during Cape Town sailing trip [Telegraph UK]

Real life Street Fighter moves [That Video Site]

Sexy Star Wars Anyone? [Knuckles United]

7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around) [Cracked]

A Picture That’s Three Seconds Away from Awesome [Uncoached]

4 Creepy Things To Experience With Your Lonely MySpace Account [HolyTaco]

7 Signs You’ve Given Up on Getting Laid [COED Magazine]

Why Is There a Bear at the Dinner Table? [Asylum]

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You haven’t officially made it big time until you’ve got a song and a video online about you, so I guess in those regards this makes former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater an internet sensation now. Jonathon Mann has made an hysterical ode to one of the greatest “quitters” of all time.

Caution: Strong Language

Is it me or does he look like a blond John Travolta?


I love everything about this letter. Look at the date, not sure exactly what that’s about. Anyone have a clue?  Either way, thank you for these words of wisdom Lorenzo. With the white hot intensity of a thousand suns Carvel’s ice cream should be enjoyed. I wish I wrote so eloquently and had such novel ideas as his when I was 9 years old.



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How about a 300 lbs cheeseburger? Mallie’s Sports Bar & Grill in Michigan is all set to break their previous record of 185.6 lbs. They’ll be featured on The History Channel’s “Modern Marvels” as they give it a go.

The burger took about 15 hours to cook, four hours to cool to a serving temperature and two football teams to eat it, the squads from local Southgate Anderson and Plymouth high schools. Roughly 60 people dined on the burger and finished about half of it. The 300-pound burger will be on the menu shortly, and will set cost ya $999.

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Simon Cowell Is Brock Lesnar’s Dad? [Knuckles United]

Why won’t this thing stay down? [That Video Site]

If sex were food: the definitive comparison guide for foodies [Denver Westword]

The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually Good for You [Cracked]

20 Beautiful Examples Of IPad Finger Painting [Hongkiat]

The Anatomy of an Internet Troll [Regretful Morning]

Women are most attractive at 31 [Times of India]

The 7 types of people you’ll see on the Jumbotron [Guyism]

HolyTaco VS The Footlong Burger [Holy Taco]

13 Craptastic Cover Songs [COED Magazine]

Man Makes Video of Himself Serenading Sharks — We Ask Why [Asylum]


I absolutely love, love, love me some Saturday Morning cartoons. This is an amazing video of possibly your favorite theme songs (from TaleSpin to Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers and even Fragglerock!) all done in acapella by one man. I wish I had talent like this. If I did I would sit and sing these songs to myself in the mirror every morning and my showers would consist of an entire concert. Do you sing in the shower?


I’ve got to go put up some “Lost Cat” posters now…I can’t find my beloved Fluffy. Oh where oh where has he gone? Okay, so I’m being facetious but nonetheless…if this guy doesn’t play it safe he may just very well be stepped on or tripped over. I guess this is nature adapting to its environment, huh?


Oh the difference a day will make…and the difference the Internets versus the real world makes. Congrats to John and Leo on exploiting this young gal and getting all the attention they wanted (undeserved or otherwise), I’m sure she’ll have a bunch of people asking to take their picture with her…right after she brings them their Iced Tea. If you’re unfamiliar with the whole Jenny DryErase (HPOA Hoax) than you must have not been on the interwebs the last two days.


9 ways women have it easier than men these days [Guyism]

Theme Park Accident Leaves 10 People Dangling 229 Feet in the Air [Asylum]

Intelligently Played Geekiest Scrabble Game [SmashingApps]

Why ‘Back to the Future’ Is Secretly Horrifying [Cracked]

Guys, What Do You Think Of Sporty Chicks? [Banned In Hollywood]

America’s Best Little Beach Towns [Travel & Leisure]

Bullet through glass simulation [That Video Site]

Modern Warfare 2 Gunplay Music [Knuckles United]

Parenting Really is a Lost Art [Uncoached]

4 Things I Want to Michael Moore [Holy Taco]

Love Your Goat (Picture) [Fork Party]

28 Reasons Mini-Me is a Pimp (PICS) [COED Magazine]


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