Here is a some proof that your morning “cup o’ joe” might be somewhat more evil than you thought. You always wondered why you felt so weak without it…well this explains it a bit. Seems their are other forces at hand than one ever realized.



Ever wonder who you could whomp on if you got into a street brawl? Well unless you’re Bruce Lee, Jean-Claude Van Damme or Chuck Norris, you’re not going to win them all. Here is a nice little flowchart so you know where you lie.

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The Truth About College

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We all want to say something profound with our last breath. The tough part is knowing when you’re going to go and making sure it’s your final utterance. You also don’t want to get caught saying the wrong thing. Whether these famous last breaths are wise and noble or foolish and absurd is up to you.

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I’m pretty sure these are going to be all the rage amongst the cool kids. This way you’re all business in the front and but you’ve got a party goings on in the back. The scary thing is that I can actually see these becoming the next fad clothing item. I guess until you can start buying them at Forever 21 we’re okay…but I think that may only be a short time away.

…she’s almost got more chutzpah than this greedy guy.



Meet the best thing in your pantry since sliced bread. If this can full of noodly goodness doesn’t stick to your ribs then I think you must not have the necessary superpowers to absorb it’s awesomeness.

Spider-Can, Spider-Can,
Does whatever a spider can.
Fills a bowl, any size,
Satisfies bellies just like fries.

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Can.
Is he tasty? Listen boss—
He’s got radioactive sauce.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Can.

I’ll bet this guy is just downing the Spider-Can


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Guy Kawasaki: The Power of ‘No Bull Shiitake’ Video [ForaTV]

Angelina Jolie Is Kick-Ass [Screen Junkies]

The All-Star Ballpark Menu [Sports Illustrated]


Buying Alcohol Underage Chart [MadAtoms]

Forty-ton whale lands on yacht during Cape Town sailing trip [Telegraph UK]

Real life Street Fighter moves [That Video Site]

Sexy Star Wars Anyone? [Knuckles United]

7 Terrifying Prehistoric Creatures (That Are Still Around) [Cracked]

A Picture That’s Three Seconds Away from Awesome [Uncoached]

4 Creepy Things To Experience With Your Lonely MySpace Account [HolyTaco]

7 Signs You’ve Given Up on Getting Laid [COED Magazine]

Why Is There a Bear at the Dinner Table? [Asylum]


You haven’t officially made it big time until you’ve got a song and a video online about you, so I guess in those regards this makes former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater an internet sensation now. Jonathon Mann has made an hysterical ode to one of the greatest “quitters” of all time.

Caution: Strong Language

Is it me or does he look like a blond John Travolta?


I love everything about this letter. Look at the date, not sure exactly what that’s about. Anyone have a clue?  Either way, thank you for these words of wisdom Lorenzo. With the white hot intensity of a thousand suns Carvel’s ice cream should be enjoyed. I wish I wrote so eloquently and had such novel ideas as his when I was 9 years old.



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How about a 300 lbs cheeseburger? Mallie’s Sports Bar & Grill in Michigan is all set to break their previous record of 185.6 lbs. They’ll be featured on The History Channel’s “Modern Marvels” as they give it a go.

The burger took about 15 hours to cook, four hours to cool to a serving temperature and two football teams to eat it, the squads from local Southgate Anderson and Plymouth high schools. Roughly 60 people dined on the burger and finished about half of it. The 300-pound burger will be on the menu shortly, and will set cost ya $999.

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The Most Important Phone Call in the World [Uncoached]

Simon Cowell Is Brock Lesnar’s Dad? [Knuckles United]

Why won’t this thing stay down? [That Video Site]

If sex were food: the definitive comparison guide for foodies [Denver Westword]

The 6 Most Surprising Ways Alcohol Is Actually Good for You [Cracked]

20 Beautiful Examples Of IPad Finger Painting [Hongkiat]

The Anatomy of an Internet Troll [Regretful Morning]

Women are most attractive at 31 [Times of India]

The 7 types of people you’ll see on the Jumbotron [Guyism]

HolyTaco VS The Footlong Burger [Holy Taco]

13 Craptastic Cover Songs [COED Magazine]

Man Makes Video of Himself Serenading Sharks — We Ask Why [Asylum]


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