Before Saturday Night Live and before 30 Rock and all her various comedic wins, the one and only (the greatest female comic in my opinion), was once a struggling star…and had to do her fair share of commercials. Here is I believe her very first one, spouting the different meanings of “Hi” for Mutual Savings Bank way back in 1995. Watch and laugh.
And if that weren’t enough. Here is her University of Virgina yearbook photo:
I blame Google for my school paper on Serbian fiction not being completed in time. I set out to research it but I became distracted. Normally I would blame it in the dog…but this time it was clearly Google’s fault.
They might be hating on LeBron James a little bit more in Akron tonite. As if it wasn’t enough to leave Cleveland hanging in the wind…here he is just demolishing a wee lad. He’s got to learn to be a little more humble in his endeavours, otherwise he’s going to thoroughly alienate himself. To be honest though, in my eyes the good King James can do no wrong. I have loved him and will love him, even (and maybe especially) in Miami with Bosh and Wade…I can’t wait for the season to come ’round.
Apparently Tiny Tim became aware of his eating prowess in high school when he set the unofficial Padua Franciscan High School Cookie dough record by polishing off 32 Raw Cookie Dough Cookies and 10 cartons of milk in a single lunch period.
Some of his other records are 24 chicken nuggets in 1 minutes, 6 bananas in 1 minute, 55 chicken wings in 12 minutes 50 seconds, 18 sliders in 10 minutes, 8.75 pulled pork sandwiches in 8 minutes, 49 pierogies in 5 minutes and 102 ounces of chili in 5 minutes. He’s not all about eating though…he also excels at bowling (where he’s been known to break 275 on occasion), heads a dart team and plays bass in a band.
This is just an amazing display of touchscreen multi-touch DJing. It’s like a mix between Minority Report and Daft Punk. If this is the future of computing and music then count me in. I love to see things like this. What really blows me away is the who that are behind new things like this. Some geeks somewhere are building just truly incredible things…every day. The guy behind this one is Pablo Martin.
So you’re at a baseball game or the park and you want to ensure that when you return you’ll still have your coveted seat…the answer is simple. Just throw one of these guys in your derrière place and you’ll find the seat still available upon return from the loo or your run to the ice cream truck.
For anyone growing up in the 90′s, you probably had the old Nokia cell phones, you know…the one that every single teenager had…the ones with Snake on it. You know which one I’m talking about..this one here:
I would play Snake for hours on end…while waiting to be picked up at the mall, in class when I was supposed to be doing my work, while in the Quad during lunch because no one would hang with me…and it extended my bathroom breaks to 3x the length they should be, giving me deadlegs from sitting on the toilet too long. Anyways, I’ve gone off the point…check out this awesome video of Snake being played on a college dorm wall: