04Mar

7 Things Women Are Worried About On A First Date [Guyism]
Making Decisions in the WSOP Flowchart [Fork Party]
25 Amazing Snow Sculptures [Holy Taco]
Who I Would Like to Be in Life [Uncoached]
17 More Images You Won’t Believe Aren’t Photoshopped [Cracked]
Women vs Men Color Chart [Doghouse]
Naked art: 5,200 Sydneysiders strip for Spencer Tunick [Guardian UK]
Olympic Golden Girl Hotties [MPora]
Great Alcoholic Celebrity Capers [Madatoms]
20 Picture Perfect Houses of Film and TV [Fixr]
Feeding Frenzy of Food Journalists Descends on K! Pizzacone [Village Voice]
The 15 Most Bizarre Tributes to Fame [PopCrunch]
Best Fails From the Previous Year 1 Video [Funny or Die]
10 Things Guys Don’t Get About Women [COED Magazine]
04Mar
…someone might want to question his wife, Keely Shaye Smith…it’s quite possible she ate him. On the left you’ll see her circa 2001 and on the right, 8 years later in 2009.

03Mar

6 Soldiers Who Survived Shit That Would Kill a Terminator [Cracked]
The Star Wars Fan’s dream home theater (16 Photos) [The Chive]
25 Funny Bum Signs [Knuckles United]
20 Ways to Get Creative With Mac ‘n’ Cheese [SpringPad Blog]
31 Aquariums From Wow to WTF Pictures [WebEcoist]
Do Da John Wall Official Video From Cash [Buster Sport]
Treadmill Computing – Walk and Code [8th Light]
The Dumbest Things Beauty Queens Have Ever Said [The Huffington Post]
30 Most unusual Taxis from around the World [Epidemic Fun]
Top 100 LOLCats [Best of LolCats]
Hear the One About the Guy Who Dumped His Girlfriend Live? [River Front Times]
Television Gold: The Top Five Maury Guests [COED Magazine]
The Underground Tunnels of Las Vegas are Inhabited [Uncoached]
25 Animals Riding Motorcycles [Holy Taco]
True CSI Miami Fans [Fork Party]
The 8 stages of beer drinking [Guyism]
03Mar
Although CoCo is no longer on the airwaves you can still catch a little bit of his witty humor on his Twitter account (@ConanOBrien). What I find interesting is that with just 140 characters he still manages to be much more entertaining than 60 minutes of Jay’s Tonight Show (please don’t click that link). Conan’s recent Tweet was this gem here:
http://twitpic.com/1695g1 – This is how many people it took to write today’s tweet: “Jumbo” shrimp? WTF!!

03Mar

Scientists at NASA are reporting that the 8.8 magnitude Chilean earthquake the other day has shifted the Earth’s axis and actually made the days just a wee bit shorter. So if you were late to work today maybe you can us that as an excuse.
Apparently each day will now be 1.26 microseconds shorter, according to preliminary calculations. A microsecond is one-millionth of a second. If I’ve done my math correctly…and I’m not sure I have…in your lifetime that equates to about .034 of a second. I’ve really got to get off these interents and start living it up. Time is falling away left and right here.
See what happens is a large quake shifts massive amounts of rock and changes the distribution of mass on the planet. When that happens the speed at which the earth spins is altered just slightly.
“Any worldly event that involves the movement of mass affects the Earth’s rotation,” Benjamin Fong Chao, of NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center in Greenbelt, Maryland, said. Scientists liken it to an ice skater pulling in their arms to spin faster.
Richard Gross, a geophysicist at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California, used a computer model to determine that the quake should have moved the Earth’s figure axis about 3 inches.
The 9.1 magnitude Indian earthquake (the tsunami one) in 2004 also caused the days to be shortened. That one actually lost us 6.8 microseconds per day. It’s not all bad though…seems it can occur that the days length can increase too. If the Three Gorges reservoir in China were filled, it would hold 10 trillion gallons of water. The shift of mass would lengthen days by about 0.06 microsecond. So if you’re worried about the lost time maybe you ought to head over there and get to work with a pail.
02Mar

7 Horror Movies So Bad They’re Good [Fork Party]
25 Funny Finger Faces Photos [Holy Taco]
The 7 Biggest Mama’s Boys In TV History [Guyism]
Who Will Be Cast As The Next Wonder Woman? [COED Magazine]
Figure Skating Wrestling [Uncoached]
6 Sci-Fi Technologies You’ll Soon Have On Your Cell Phone [Cracked]
Top 10 Old School Fast Food Toys and Collectibles [Miami New Times]
Fantastic Seinfeld Parody Comic [Imgur]
40 Hong Kong Foods We Can’t Live Without [CNNGo]
8 Fictional Cities I Wish I Could Live In [EgoTV]
Snow Angels — 10 Winter Olympics Hotties [Asylum]
Diamond the size of a ‘chicken’s egg’ sells for record $35.3 million [Telegraph UK]
25 Nostalgic Photos Comparing Past to the Present [WildAmmo]
Lara Croft and Slave Leia Having a Snowball Fight [ToplessRobot]
02Mar

While they did manage to sneak into 3rd overall in the medal count finishing with a total of 26 they also got the highest number of golds as well at 14. We all of course know that the US finished with a grand total 37 besting the 2nd place Germans by 7.
There were many highs and low for our neighbors up north throughout these games…starting with the pitiful opening ceremonies (as a low) and ending with their men’s hockey gold (a high…for them). But of all their accomplishments over the last two weeks, a lesser known one is their record for prophylactic distribution. The British Columbia Centre for Disease Control handed out a whopping 100,000 condoms. The amazing thing is that there were rumors that even with those staggering numbers there may have been a shortage still.
One of the officials involved stated, “We were not getting calls from people saying, ‘Help, I need condoms,’” but mentioned that they had ordered an additional 8,500. The free condoms were available not just to athletes and game officials but also on cruise ships that housed security, support staff and volunteers. They were also placed in bathrooms in and near the Olympic venues and handed out in the downtown area.
Nearly 40,000 of the condoms, however, were earmarked for the athletes. That’s a whole lot of sex going on over a 17 day period. You may or may not have read the story two years ago about sex in the Olympic village but apparently it’s a big deal. You’ve got a lot of young (normally fairly attractive) athletes all living in close proximity. Once they’ve finished competing what else is there to do than “mingle” for a couple of days. It’d be interesting to see the number of children that are born 9 months from now amongst all of the competitors….I’ll bet it’s a little higher than normal. But with hundreds of thousands of rubbers floating around maybe not.
01Mar

The Mid-American Conference: Home of the On-Air Student Meltdown [The Sporting Blog]
When You Give Money to an Honest Bum [Cracked]
Amazing Dr. Seuss Cakes [Cake Wrecks]
10 Reasons To Avoid Talking On The Phone [The Oatmeal]
30 Amazing Semi-Photorealistic 3D Cartoon Characters [Noupe]
15 Hottest Female Figure Skaters of All Time [Manolith]
8 Eye-Catching Shipping Container Homes [MNN]
Rock the House: The Hotties of Olympic Curling [Bleacher Report]
Girlfriend Booby Traps Bedroom Video [Daily Motion]
John Mayer’s 16 Douchiest Quotes So Far [COED Magazine]
Awesome Fountain Show in Vegas [Uncoached]
Flowchart For Losing your Virginity [Holy Taco]
5 Mashup Artists That You Need to Hear [Fork Party]
The 7 Stupidest Ways To Accessorize Your Car [Guyism]