The British BBC tellie show Top Gear was offended by a fan having written in to complain that they don’t do proper car reviews anymore. So host Jeremy Clarkson takes the new Ford Fiesta on a “serious” road test. Cue a car chase through a shopping centre while being chased by a Corvette and a Royal Marine beach assault!
This has got to be the best car reivew I’ve ever seen and makes the Ford Fiesta look much more bad ass than it probably is. However, I now find myself wanting to purchase one. Oh the wonders of marketing.
In their recent edition, Rolling Stone Magazine has issued a thank you letter to the record label executives. Hopefully they’ll read it and get the bigger picture. It is a very wise and concise note that brings to light the changing nature in which individuals discover and spread music. Hats off to Rolling Stone for trying to get the RIAA and the music big wigs to open their eyes.
Here is a some proof that your morning “cup o’ joe” might be somewhat more evil than you thought. You always wondered why you felt so weak without it…well this explains it a bit. Seems their are other forces at hand than one ever realized.
Ever wonder who you could whomp on if you got into a street brawl? Well unless you’re Bruce Lee, Jean-Claude Van Damme or Chuck Norris, you’re not going to win them all. Here is a nice little flowchart so you know where you lie.
We all want to say something profound with our last breath. The tough part is knowing when you’re going to go and making sure it’s your final utterance. You also don’t want to get caught saying the wrong thing. Whether these famous last breaths are wise and noble or foolish and absurd is up to you.
I’m pretty sure these are going to be all the rage amongst the cool kids. This way you’re all business in the front and but you’ve got a party goings on in the back. The scary thing is that I can actually see these becoming the next fad clothing item. I guess until you can start buying them at Forever 21 we’re okay…but I think that may only be a short time away.
Meet the best thing in your pantry since sliced bread. If this can full of noodly goodness doesn’t stick to your ribs then I think you must not have the necessary superpowers to absorb it’s awesomeness.
Does whatever a spider can.
Fills a bowl, any size,
Satisfies bellies just like fries.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Can.
Is he tasty? Listen boss—
He’s got radioactive sauce.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Can.
You haven’t officially made it big time until you’ve got a song and a video online about you, so I guess in those regards this makes former JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater an internet sensation now. Jonathon Mann has made an hysterical ode to one of the greatest “quitters” of all time.
Caution: Strong Language
Is it me or does he look like a blond John Travolta?
I love everything about this letter. Look at the date, not sure exactly what that’s about. Anyone have a clue? Either way, thank you for these words of wisdom Lorenzo. With the white hot intensity of a thousand suns Carvel’s ice cream should be enjoyed. I wish I wrote so eloquently and had such novel ideas as his when I was 9 years old.