It must be opposite day today. Remember that from grade school?…’cause if you say you never did anything lame like that then you’re really saying that you did…’cause it’s opposite day (whatever, I’m lame).
So speaking of opposite day, this is I’m sure how they view us anyways…but I wonder what they think of all the people online that treat cats as the Holy Grail of internet memes. You’d think that cats were the end-all-be-all of the universe if what you knew about them was what you found online.
Oh god… my worst nightmare. Is this how teenagers in Russia pass time? For those of us foreign to the Russian language, I would imagine the kid in the red shirt is saying “I just wanted to see Jackass 3D! I didn’t want to actually do anything stupid!” I’d rather drink 12 Four Loko’s than attempt this. Never mind, how did they even get up there? And that means they have to get back down. Anyone else have sweaty palms right now? My foot is sweating too.
Just when you thought you’d seen it all, things just continue to get worse at the airport security check points. First it was just having to take your shoes off, then your belt, then they’d wand you in places that shouldn’t be wanded, now the elaborate and invasive patdowns. But this may just take the cake for over-the-top TSA screenings. What an ass!
“Four Loko” (a.k.a blackout in a can) is a caffeinated malt liquor beverage that has been gaining a lot of attention lately as it is becoming a problem among young drinkers. A pretty serious problem: Already banned in 2 states, with New York & Oregon next in line, the 12.0% ABV energy drink has recently given a healthy 19 year old Philadelphia college student a heart attack, sent 23 Ramapo College Students to the ER for alcohol poisoning, and has even been linked to 3 anti-gay hate crime beatings in Brooklyn, NY.
One can of the drink, concocted by three 2005 college graduates from Ohio, is said to contain as much alcohol as is in up to 6 light beers; a caffeine equivalent of two twelve ounce cups of coffee and the same amount of calories as a McDonald’s Happy Meal with a Coke (660 calories). There are currently about 20 attorney generals throughout the country encouraging the FDA to investigate the drinks toxicity with the hopes of an overall ban against the super-potent beverage. In the mean time, the drink is still available in most states. Now might be the time to start stocking up if you’re into triple-by-passes & being wasted and wired at the same time. I prefer to relax and unwind when I throw a few back, but that’s just me.
This is just awesome. I love the simplicity See if you can figure them all out. Once you get them, it’s like “ahhh…duh”. Pretty cool idea. I wish I knew who created this (I’ll try to look around a bit more) because I would love to see more of them I’ll bet someone out there will be able to tell me the awesome artist behind this.
UPDATE: I think I found the guy, but his site is in Spanish and I’m not sure if he’s actually the artist.
I would have expected a ‘Jersey Shore’ spin-off to eventually surface but from Canada, eh? The “highly anticipated” reality show “Lake Shore” will follow 8 multi-cultural Canadians living and partying in the Lake Shore Neighborhood of Toronto. (sigh). You know what? I’m trying really hard to write this without using words like DIE and KILL and this is seemingly becoming an impossible task. Take a look for yourself at an introduction to the “Lake Shore” cast and let them tell you what it’s all aboot.
So what does Lake Shore and Jersey Shore have in common? 1 fat girl (pictured above in blue), a houseful of drunks, an awful signature dance move.