There is no denying statistical data and facts. This is the best way to tackle any subject, by looking at the raw data to inform oneself of the actual uses and benefits. Here is an engineers take on women from that vantage point. What do you think HazMat or not?
This might just be the most random way I’ve seen Christmas celebrated. I just don’t know what to say. Apparently this is how they roll in Portland, Oregon. What more can you add to make this even odder? Maybe throw a few cats in there. Or a midget (little person?) on his shoulders.
Looks like even the jolly big guy in the red suit is just as susceptible to the scrutiny of the dreaded TSA as any other traveler. I think this is just getting way of hand, don’t you? I mean, if the bringer of Yuletide cheer has to get a pat down…
Well, now that I think of it, he does sneak into people’s homes, through their chimneys, and offer gifts to children. Maybe they really are correct in assuming something more than the innocent facade he puts on. Wow, It never donned on me that he might just be one of the ones to watch. Maybe he’s on the “do-not-fly” list and that’s why he’s had to resort to having his own travel provisions. Speaking of…why is he flying commercial? Maybe he’s giving the reindeer a break before the big day.
With Christmas coming up quickly and all the shopping, tree trimming, toy making, gingerbread baking and caroling that needs to be done, we could all use one of Santa’s little helpers to get us through the season (either that or a boat load of eggnog). Here are a few that will certainly lift your spirits and get you going with all the Holiday cheer.
If you needed yet another reason to get into the mood of Christmas, check out this awesome break dancing Santa Claus. Never has Santa been so hip and cool since maybe Billy Bob in Bad Santa. I’ve a lot of favorite Santas (Miracle on 34th Street, Santa Clause, A Christmas Story…just to name a few), but this one is pretty cool as well.
I wonder if the real big guy can shake a leg. I’d imagine that he can cut a rug pretty well. Seeing how jolly he is and all. And with that wife of his, I’m sure they can boogy pretty well.
To be young and rich. These bastards. They have all the money in the world and have to gloat about it. I guess if I had as much I would be doing the same. I wonder were he’s traveling that he’ll need $2million in cash on hand. My guess…Vegas baby…Vegas. Best line, “If you can fit it in the stash box it’s not enough!”
With winter just around the corner, and the days getting shorter and the weather getting colder, the ski and snowboard season is officially in full swing. What better way to celebrate this awesome time of the year than showing off your great bod in a bikini…even if it is below freezing outside.