I love everything about this letter. Look at the date, not sure exactly what that’s about. Anyone have a clue? Either way, thank you for these words of wisdom Lorenzo. With the white hot intensity of a thousand suns Carvel’s ice cream should be enjoyed. I wish I wrote so eloquently and had such novel ideas as his when I was 9 years old.
How about a 300 lbs cheeseburger? Mallie’s Sports Bar & Grill in Michigan is all set to break their previous record of 185.6 lbs. They’ll be featured on The History Channel’s “Modern Marvels” as they give it a go.
The burger took about 15 hours to cook, four hours to cool to a serving temperature and two football teams to eat it, the squads from local Southgate Anderson and Plymouth high schools. Roughly 60 people dined on the burger and finished about half of it. The 300-pound burger will be on the menu shortly, and will set cost ya $999.
I absolutely love, love, love me some Saturday Morning cartoons. This is an amazing video of possibly your favorite theme songs (from TaleSpin to Chip & Dale Rescue Rangers and even Fragglerock!) all done in acapella by one man. I wish I had talent like this. If I did I would sit and sing these songs to myself in the mirror every morning and my showers would consist of an entire concert. Do you sing in the shower?
I’ve got to go put up some “Lost Cat” posters now…I can’t find my beloved Fluffy. Oh where oh where has he gone? Okay, so I’m being facetious but nonetheless…if this guy doesn’t play it safe he may just very well be stepped on or tripped over. I guess this is nature adapting to its environment, huh?
Oh the difference a day will make…and the difference the Internets versus the real world makes. Congrats to John and Leo on exploiting this young gal and getting all the attention they wanted (undeserved or otherwise), I’m sure she’ll have a bunch of people asking to take their picture with her…right after she brings them their Iced Tea. If you’re unfamiliar with the whole Jenny DryErase (HPOA Hoax) than you must have not been on the interwebs the last two days.
Do you believe that? Green Eggs & Ham turned 50 yesterday! The fantastic book (with a fantastically named star character), and written of course by Dr. Suess, actually came about as a bet between him and a friend. The friend challenged him to write the book using less than 50 words…and guess who won…you got it, the good Dr. did.
I always find it more humorous when people use self-deprecating humor. Yeah, yeah…it’s all fun and well to make fun of people at Walmart for cruising around on their motorized carts while they shop for muumuus and stuff their baskets with family-size boxes of Ho-Hos and Cheetos, but I feel like that’s too easy. It’s much better when they do it to themselves, at least this way you don’t feel SO bad laughing at it….and these clever “heavy” duo sure make me laugh.