The 16th President of the United States is known as a wise and well-spoken man. His quotes are everywhere and many of them have inspired millions, but none ring more true than this one just before the end of the Civil War.
Wolverine can heal. He can live indefinitely. His bones are covered in nearly-indestructible metal.
There are drawbacks.
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I did… and it tasted like chicken.
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The wild and crazy 60s were all about sex, drugs, and rock n’ roll, so the government decided to try to do something about it by going after the most harmless of drugs: marijuana. To get their message out there, they employed the iconic Sonny Bono to create a short film.
There is very little doubt that they are coming. Someday in the near future, zombies will populate our streets and try to eat our brains. Hide your daughters. Hide your wives. Hide your husbands. They’re eating er’body up in here…
…except for here. This ultimate zombie fortress has high vantage points in all directions. Equipped with your Zombie Survival Kit and instructions on what you’ll need, you’re ready to make your final stand.
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I’m not sure how this makes me feel about myself. I’m entranced and somewhat in love with this. That means I’ve fallen for a changing set of screen characters. What does that say about me? Probably that I need to get outside a bit more. Maybe see an actual female every once and awhile. She’d go great with this guy. Too bad for me too, cause I was just going to approach her…I swear.
This is one awfully dedicated merchant if you ask me. I know on thing, I would certainly bring my shoes to this guy. He’s sure to do a good job and he seems like he’s willing to go the extra step to get the job afoot.
Damn you Uncle Mort! He’s had too many Gin & Tonics again. At every gathering he does this. Every family has that one person that thinks it’s funny to do something strange in the family photo. And they do it every time. This guy may hold the record for the first troll/photo bomber known to man. The photo is weird enough as it is, but then Mort had to climb up the tree and get all horizontal. I know you have someone in your family like this. Who is it in your clan?
6. Ellen Page
You might have forgotten about her role in Juno by now, but I have not. She
epitomized the generic hipster saying the most ironic things such as “I gotta pee like
Sea Biscuit”…Sea biscuits racehorse she has to pee like a racehorse…Brilliant. Great
work Ellen, good luck accepting calls on that not-a-big-deal hamburger telephone
that you probably spent hours tracking down on eBay.
5. Sharks
Shark week’s coming up pretty soon, so you better get a punch in before they
start attacking…
4. Apple Store Employees
Don’t get me wrong…I loved Captain Planet. But that was a TV show. I never
expected I’d have to live in a world of it.
3. Taboo
What does this guy do in the Black Eyed Peas? I don’t even like the band, but this
guy needs to stop getting roles in Street Fighter sequels. Vega used to be my favorite
character…
2. Flo
I recently caved in and paid Pandora the $36 for a years worth of shutting up
Flo, that chick from the Progressive Ads. She was kinda quirky and fun for the first 3
ads or so, but I gradually got flo-verloaded to the point of insanity…
1. Grizzly Bears
Colbert’s right. These bastards are out to get us…
I rarely get down to that single Post-It note, not quite sure why. But if you find yourself with just one, here are some things you can use it for. Of course if have a whole crap load you could do something like this.
The next time you have to move house and you’re bitching about how tough it all is, thank your lucky stars that you don’t live in India. This is how moving house takes place over there.
I don’t know about you, but last time I needed help moving I had a hard time scrounging up even 2 friends to help. At least these guys were able to gather a whole bunch. And I’ll bet he didn’t even have Facebook to get his message out.
