You Will Be Emancipated

Shamelessly stole the title and pic off Reddit.

World’s First Amphibious Ice Cream Truck

Some thing had to happen eventually. The death of 8-tracks, an African-American President, and floating ice cream trucks are just some of the awesome “it’ll happen some day” events that most of us have seen in our lifetime.

(via: AutoInTheNews)

Pork Fried Cubicle

When you go to China for a couple of weeks, expect your office buddies to do something to your cubicle. This may be a little much.

(via: Reddit)

When filing an insurance claim: Don’t be stupid

Lesson learned: If a goose eats your earring, you’d better cook it if you want to prove the incident happened.

Also: It’s a good idea to carry a video recorder of some sort in case of camel kicking and if you’re getting married, don’t stand so close to the barbecue. Just saying.

Thanks to our friends at Confused for this amusing infographic.

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Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful

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Liquid breakfast?

Hey, Kathie Lee – when they said red wine was good for the heart, I don’t think this is what they had in mind.

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Facebooking Dead

The issue of what happens to a Facebook account once a person dies has made a little news lately. It can also be pretty funny when done right. Then again, it’s also pretty inappropriate, but whatever it is we love it for the lulz.

(via: Facebook Humor)

How Osama bin Laden was Found

The truth from a reliable source…

There is no X. Just Sayin’.

If you say “expresso,” stop it. Stop it now.

Ever seen a bird that feeds on baby crocodiles?

Now you have.

By the time you’re able to pull away from its gaze and ask, “What the hell is that?”…

…it’s already too late.

The Balaeniceps rex is better known as the Shoebill or Whalehead. Either name works. This stork-like bird can grow to 5 ft tall and eats fish, frogs, small mammals, and yes, baby crocodiles.

(Sources: Wikipedia, Reddit)