Amazing LOST Series Finale Parties

So LOST is down to it’s final episode. The epic six season series is coming to an end and hopefully we will get some questions answered and some of us will be able to sleep a little easier not having to ponder on “how” and “whys”.

There are degrees of fandom and a few crazy LOST followers have made some pretty amazing finale paraphernalia. How great would it be to party with the likes of geeks who have taken the time to pull off efforts like these? I found some awesome Dharma t-shirts and even a sweet Dharma laptop decal if you’re looking to up your geek quotient.

These amazing finale invitations come from Jamiesrabbits. They come sealed in a Oceanic envelope and are accompanied by a letter on official Oceanic letterhead.

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50 Awesome Super Mario Cakes

There may be nothing better than having a Super Mario Bros. themed cake at your birthday, wedding or party. How can you go wrong really? I mean…take one of the greatest memories from our childhood and add some suga’ to it. These sweet creations are almost too awesome to eat…who am I kidding…I’d me chin deep in each and every one of these if they were in front of me.

…and if you’re looking for something good to eat why not try the Luther Double Down?

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Steve Must Be A Pretty Cool Guy!

If I were going to make a list of “Ways To Be Cool” I may include similar things. Motorcycles for one are undoubtedly cool…mohawks as well…and who can deny the coolness of exxxtreme (everything). Now moving to Williamsburg, learning to speak European or psychrock? Not so much. The rest may be debatable but there is one thing not in question, hanging out with Steve will make you cool.

When Will I Have My First Period?

I found this little gem of a question on Yahoo! Answers. Clearly Jesus R. never took, or at least didn’t pass, his Sex Education class. On top of that he must have some very naive parents thinking that their son is versed adequately in basic anatomy. I fear for what other things he may have questions about. I wonder if he thinks the pill will spare him pregnancy. I feel terribly sorry for his first girlfriend…that being said, I doubt that time will come anytime soon…if ever.

….I wonder if he’d know what to do with a free one of these?

Cereal Killer: He Was Green With Envy

Known as the “Cereal Killer” for his attack on all things breakfast related, this killer is out to become your only option for nourishment in the morning. It only takes one bad apple to ruin the bunch…but this sour fruit is clearly green with envy.

Those sweet Cuties (Clementine mandarins) were just too darned cute for him to handle. He had to take his rage out on someone and it looks like one unlucky little guy got the knife to the dome. Either my fruit basket is haunted or I have too much time on my hands….you decide.

…I wonder what terror he could do with a free one of these?

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Whatever You Do, DON’T BLINK!

My eyes are watering just looking at this. I can’t even wear contacts because I get so squeamish of things touching my eyes. I can’t hardly even do eye drops. This may be one of the single most terrifying picture I’ve seen recently…so much so that I just had to share it with you.

…almost as terrifying as driving with anti-Locke brakes.

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I Hope To God This Never Catches On

There are some ideas which are great (like the Perfect Brownie Tray)…there are some ideas which aren’t so great (like the Tiddy Bear)…and there are some ideas which are great but should never be implemented. This falls into the latter category.

…now this on the other hand, I really hope catches on.

UPDATE: Found a picture of it in use

Infinite Wisdom of Hurley From LOST

It’s debatable who is the most profound character on LOST…but for me it always has been and always will be Hurley. You don’t believe me? Sure some of them speak about the importance of faith over science or about God but check out these amazingly insightful things the Hugo-miester has spit forth.

…and let me tell you the most awesome thing I just found, now you can sport The Numbers on your wrist or rock the Dharma Initiative on you laptop!

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He’s Just Asking For A DUI

Driving Under the Influence is no joke…but come on…this guy is just asking for a DUI/DWI. I mean, what are you going to tell the officer? “Ummm…no…officer I haven’t had anything to drink.” Right…like he’s going to believe you. I guess at that point you just offer him a one and hope for the best.

I personally would have a keg of Guinness attached to this bad boy….and you know what I think would go really good with this…a KFC Double Down with a Krispy Kreme glazed donut as the bun!

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