Can Zombies Swim?

If not, this is perfect.

Fly You Fools!

We normally avoid cat images. We also normally avoid references to overused geek-culture hot buttons such as Star Wars, Firefly, and Lord of the Rings.

When worlds collide, it’s a go. One does not simply avoid cat/LotR references.

Here are 8 more references to the scene from LotR, aptly titled “8 Animals (Mostly Cats) Requesting Fools to Fly”.

(Via: Reddit. H/T: La Canada Audi)

6 Tasty Nuggets of Knowledge Philosoraptor Would Teach Business Degree Students

What can you learn from a Philosoraptor? Apart from how to make absolutely genius homonyms? A business degree student might not think a declaiming dinosaur has much to teach them, but they’d be utterly wrong. If there’s one thing the current economy teaches businesses, it’s that survival isn’t easy, and here’s something that’s still alive and pondering X million years after he was meant to be exist. Besides, Philosoraptor is a cold-blooded predator who spends all his time thinking about how to live better – that’s the stereotype of businessmen. It makes Gordon Gecko look like a charity collector. Read More

Buildup. Disappointment. Rage.

Few things are more annoying in this world than when your own body trolls you.

Hipster Pug Did Them Before They Went Viral

I bit fingers before Charlie’s dad was conceived.

I made you hide yo kids, hide yo wife by snarling at a fence 20 years ago.

I have been interrupting important moments for 15,000 years… Imma Gonna Let You Finish…BARK.

I am the reason Nyan Cat poops rainbow poptarts.

(photo via: cutestpaw)

This is What I Look Like…

This is what I look like…When I kill all the bosses in ‘World of Warcraft’ to unlock an achievement.

This is what I look like… When I See Megan Fox.

This is what I look like… When I Watch the Lord of the Rings Trilogy… in one sitting.

This is what I look like… When I am forced to watch “Dancing with the Stars” or “Jersey Shore”. You pick.

This is what I look like…When someone touches my computer, with or without asking first.

Finally… This is what I look like… when someone disses Reddit.

Just don’t do it.

(via: cuded)

Emo Dog is Emo

I have to clean my own bum… with my mouf.

My toy is missing… stoopid cat.

I ate a delicious meal last night… found out it was my own poop.

I thought I had new friends… turns out they were fleas.

I tried licking my nuts… they were gone.

FML.

Kevin Whatever You Do…Please Don’t Die.

A lot is on your plate Kev! *pun intended*

(via: iwastesomuchtime)

3 Internet Troll Masks Just in Time for Halloween

Halloween is just around the corner and now you no longer need to ponder who to dress up as… just be a Troll. (Note: We are not referring to the kind of Troll with the jewel in its belly button.)

Classic Troll Mask

(via: youjel.ly)

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St Peter’s Bad Day at the Gates of Heaven

My son just told me this joke. He didn’t remember where he got it from, so rather than simply retelling it, I thought I’d put some effort in and turn it into a rage comic. If anyone knows the origin, please let me know.