No Touching The Dog Sir

Music Piracy Before Computers

Do Babies Like Lemons? AKA Evil Parents?

If this video doesn’t make you either laugh or say “aww” then you just might not be human. I know I personally was laughing hysterically throughout this entire video. This alone gives me reason to bear children, if for no other purpose than to play tricks like this.

Skeleton Kitty

Solving a Rubik’s Cube while skydiving [That Video Site]

Magnificent Beards [Divine Caroline]

America’s Most Beautiful Coastal Views [Travel & Leisure]

15 Actors Who Seem To Get By Playing the Same Character Over and Over Again [Movie Hype]

More Awesomely Inappropriate Newspaper Headlines [Chicago Now]

Astonishing Sketchbook Drawings by Irina Vinnik [Life Artworks]

Top Ten Popular Songs in China [Gunaxin]

Soft Drink Industry Structure Infograph [MSU]

The Redneck Camera [Knuckles United]

6 Movie Heroes Who Actually Made Things Worse [Cracked]

Parenting Tip: This Won’t Work [Uncoached]

20 More Signs You Need To Go On A Diet [Banned In Hollywood]

Bosnian Rambo, Bro [Holy Taco]

Dating Red Flag of the Week — Self-Proclaimed Princess [Asylum]

8 sports that even 3-D television won’t be able to save [Guyism]

Lemme See

Hello There

25 Worst (We Mean Best) Infomercials [Time]

20 Retro Cereals That Were Awesome [Pleated Jeans]

Top 20 Athlete Movie Cameos with Video [Bleacher Report]

Star Wars as a silent film [That Video Site]

Five Awesomely Bad Foods That Aren’t Hoaxes [The Smoking Jacket]

Daft Punk Lyrics Are Easy [Knuckles United]

The 5 Most Ridiculous Martial Arts Movies Ever [Cracked]

So This is How Japanese Girls Grow Boobs [Uncoached]

Fool Me Once… [Banned In Hollywood]

The 6 Most Insane Rumors About Barack Obama [Holy Taco]

Have You Met My New Girlfriend? [Fork Party]

39 Crazy Treehouses [Asylum]

Why men hate to hear these 9 phrases from women [Guyism]

One Troubled Cat

Geek Poetry

Skip the Hotel With These Five Lodging Alternatives [Mint]

18 Words You Should Never Ever Use [Chicago Now]

Revenue From Marijuana If It Were Legal [Prose Before Hos]

This is why teenagers are not sent into space [That Video Site]

8 Best Boardwalk Foods in the U.S. [Woman's Day]

What Happens When You Slow Down a Justin Bieber Song by 800%? [Gawker TV]

Gulf Oil Spill By The Numbers [Scribd]

Hippo Swallows Dwarf Whole [Knuckles United]

5 Reasons Immortality Would be Worse than Death [Cracked]

Asians Get Their Own Slang: What’s Up My Ninja? [Uncoached]

This Isn’t Going To End Well: 15 Body Busting Examples [Banned In Hollywood]

Funny Cause It’s Posted Everywhere Now [Holy Taco]

The Luckiest Bird Ever (Gif) [Fork Party]

10 Movies About Video Games That Don’t Suck [COED Magazine]

Man Circles Africa on Motorcycle [Asylum]

This Is Not Music!!!

How New Yorkers Can Spot a Tourist [Time]

Top 10 foods you should never eat on a first date [City Pages]

The Cost of Convenience: Mini Bar Pricing [Mint]

9 Fictional Sports Underdogs Who Never Should Have Won [EgoTV]

50 Face-Numbingly Bad Websites [Chicago Now]

40 Futurama Inspired Artworks [Recave]

Horse On a Ball Video [That Video Site]

Apparently Super Girl Has A Vision Problem [Knuckles United]

7 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Outbreak Would Fail (Quickly) [Cracked]

You M’am Have The Best Name Ever [Banned in Hollywood]

The 10 Lamest Giant Godzilla Monsters [Fork Party]

Jon Stewart Gets His Very Own ‘Stewart Trooper’ Stormtrooper [Asylum]

8 sports stars who deserve their own reality show [Guyism]

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