Well happy Memorial Day to you. Hopefully if you’re lucky you’ve got the day off and you will be celebrating with friends and family. You’ll no doubt be barbecuing and maybe even downing a few cold ones on this wonderful day.
In celebration of gluttony and everything that is American, I present to you the following feat of mass consumption. Rob Lathan of the Upright Citizens Brigade gets together with speed eating legend Crazy Legs Conti for his “Impossible Challenge: Speed Eating.” Watch as he attempts to eat a table full of food in just 60 seconds.
I hope to goodness this reads as a notice to Nana as in “Grandma please do not eat this”. But as the contents of the jar look less like food and more like…well um…you know, I fear that it’s just as it seems and as the note reads “GRANDMA! (DO NOT EAT!)” Can I ask you…who keeps their Bubby in the fridge next to the milk and apple cider…and why?
Whomever’s grandmother that was she certainly wasn’t as spunky as this young lady here. If I had choice over my GPs I would opt for this spunky gal right here. She gets my vote for “Coolest Grandma on the Planet!” I could even see her wearing something like this.
One of the best things about spending a night camping is setting up a fire and BBQing your hot dogs and making Smores. This has got to be the best way to “grill your wieners” or “toast your marshmallows” I’ve ever seen. Now all you’ve got to do is stick it in the bun.
I wish I could find these to purchase. Does anyone know where I can get some. I’ve found a similar item, the Big Boy Skewer, but that’s not quite what I want.
UPDATE: Dang…I found em…Marha Mello Skewer and the Roast My Weenie. Bought and shipped! I’ll post pictures of my first cookout when I have one.
During my search I found a few more fun products, the Fun With Frank:
Yes….you read that correctly and it’s not an exaggeration. This crazy cat lady really taught her cat Tessa (and probably only friend) to eat with utensils. She taught her to use the chopsticks because she “thought it would be a good gesture…since we were going to Korea.” You’ve got to check this out.
There may be nothing better than having a Super Mario Bros. themed cake at your birthday, wedding or party. How can you go wrong really? I mean…take one of the greatest memories from our childhood and add some suga’ to it. These sweet creations are almost too awesome to eat…who am I kidding…I’d me chin deep in each and every one of these if they were in front of me.
…and if you’re looking for something good to eat why not try the Luther Double Down?
Known as the “Cereal Killer” for his attack on all things breakfast related, this killer is out to become your only option for nourishment in the morning. It only takes one bad apple to ruin the bunch…but this sour fruit is clearly green with envy.
Those sweet Cuties (Clementine mandarins) were just too darned cute for him to handle. He had to take his rage out on someone and it looks like one unlucky little guy got the knife to the dome. Either my fruit basket is haunted or I have too much time on my hands….you decide.
Wowwahweewaaaaa….these are times I wish I lived in the UK. The good folks of Morrisons just released a Cadbury Creme Egg Ice Cream flavor, and from the statement on the box, it is “delicious ice cream with added Goo.”
Man-o-man would I love to try this. I love me some Cadbury Creme Eggs…and I love me some ice cream…put them together and you can’t possibly go wrong. That’s like Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor…okay maybe not them but maybe more like Angelia Jolie and Brad Pitt (imagine if they bore their own child rather than adopting).
Anywho…if we’ve any readers in England that would like to send me a carton packed in dry ice, you’re more than welcome to. That reminds me of this dessert I had on a Virgin Atlantic flight back from London. It was called Gü Chocolate Puds and it was the most incredible thing I think I’ve ever eaten. I asked for fifths…and they obliged kindly. If you wouldn’t mind send me a case or two of those too…that would be nice, thank you.
With the thought process of “let’s take two things that people love and smash them together” you could easily come up with a product like Baconnaise. There can’t be anything wrong with taking delicious mayonnaise and the wonderful food that is bacon and mixing them together. Similar to fried eggs on cheeseburgers, french fries and gravy or pizza and macaroni & cheese. But this is the thing that gets me a little…if you’re going to make something like Baconnaise (clearly not a diet item) why would you go through the trouble of attempting a ‘lite’ version?
If you’re really looking to make your tastebuds sing, why not make a bacon smores. The guys over at Epic Portions have done just that with what looks like a delicious outcome.
Um… WOW. What else can you really say? Although it looks like you’d have a heart attack eating it, the guy that did is just fine, though he probably won’t be eating ice cream for a very, very long time!
Driving Under the Influence is no joke…but come on…this guy is just asking for a DUI/DWI. I mean, what are you going to tell the officer? “Ummm…no…officer I haven’t had anything to drink.” Right…like he’s going to believe you. I guess at that point you just offer him a one and hope for the best.
