I hope you all know who Takeru Kobayashi is. He’s possibly the greatest competitive eater of all time. Yeah, yeah, there is Joey Chestnut to compete with, but when it comes down to who is the most exciting, it always comes back to The Tsunami.
This will be his first Thanksgiving and he’s set to celebrate it in the US in a big way. He’ll be at a friends house where he’ll take down an entire turkey. There is no word on the size of the bird, but even a small one weighs in at 14lbs. He’s also got a heap of sides to go with it, including corn on the cob, beets, okra and pumpkin pie.
That’s a whole crap load of food. I’m set to take down a bunch of turkey, mashed potatoes, ham, gravy, and pies myself but I don’t think I’ll come anywhere within reach of the legend himself. I always go into the meal with eyes bigger than my stomach. I imagine that I’ll eat 5 plates worth of comma inducing grub but I tend to bow out after the second (with maybe a few nibbles more). Then after a nap and maybe some coffee…more pie of course. And who can resist all the wonderful leftover dishes you get to whip up over the weekend. Just don’t forget the Moistmaker.
Damn you Doc..where are you? All I wanted was a damned cherry Slushee. If only I had my DeLorean handy…get that bad boy up to 88 MPHs and I’d be back to yesterday and sipping on a cold icee treat. Was it just me…or did other kids make a “suicide” Slushee with all the flavors mixed in?
You know…it sounded fun and well but in the long run it always ended up tasting funny. But I still never learned my lesson…I would do it everytime. The rootbeer and the blue raspberry didn’t mix so well. Same goes for bubble gum ice cream…it always sounded like a good option but never really was, yet I continued to get it. What was wrong with me?
Meet Blair River the 6 feet 8 inches tall and 600 pound spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, AZ. Following his dieting advice you can quickly be on your way to a more shapely shape.
River, 29, buys most clothes online. His shirt size is 6x, and pants size is 56. He is a regular customer at the Heart Attack Grill. River says he usually eats a couple of burgers, two servings of fries and a Coke. He has thought about losing weight. He hasn’t tried popular weight-loss plans such as Weight Watchers. He tried out for the TV show “The Biggest Loser” a few times, but hasn’t been chosen.
This is one of the coolest pumpkins I’ve seen. I like how he even added the slingshot so that it would glow on the back wall. Combine two of my favorite things and you’ve got yourself this. Who doesn’t love carving pumpkins…and who doesn’t love launching those angry birds into all kinds of structures. The only problem I see with this is that it’s just an invitation for some punk kids to turn this into a real life version of the game and make it a smashing pumpkin.
Check out this new condiment packet that is being used in 7-Elevens in Japan. Not only is it cool that you can squirt it out so easily and cleanly, but it combines both mustard and ketchup. I know for some that may be an issue but I personally love both on my dogs. The Japanese always have the coolest and weirdest new things. I would love to visit and see everything. Speaking of new condiments design, check out this accusation that Heinz stole the latest from this guy.
Anyone else a huge fan of 30 Rock? I love that show. Not only are Tracy Morgan and Alec Bladwin genius…as are most all of the cast. But I have a huge huge crush on Tina Fey. If I could marry anyone of my choosing it would probably be her. There is something so attractive about her nerdiness.
Anyways, if you have seen the show then you probably know about Cheesy Blasters, “”You take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza… You got Cheesy Blasters.” Well these kids have taken to makin’ then and have put together a little video for you. Pretty funny if you ask me.
You can never stress the point enough, it’s always important to buckle up. Whether your precious cargo be a 6-year old child or two kegs of Miller High Life. Hats off to these gentleman for being good little Boy Scouts and using their knowledge they got while earning the Safety badge. This should in no means show any endorsement for drinking and driving…unless you’re drinking a delicious Banana Chocolate shake from Sonics, cause those are awesome!
Mmmm…peanut butter. A peanut is so little. How can you get a big jar of peanut butter out of a little peanut?
It takes a lot of little nuts to make a jar of peanut butter. Cause one peanut in a jar really doesn’t go to far. You got to crack and shell and mix ‘em, there’s no other way to fix ‘em. Takes a lot of little nuts to do the job.
There might not be anything finer in this great world than the delicousness that is peanut butter. The only thing that may top it would be this:
This is just a blatant abuse of his powers, but I can’t say that I wouldn’t do the same if I had the opportunity. I mean…America runs on Dunkin’ right? I know I do. I could eat me some donuts from them each and every day. Matter of fact it might be advantageous for me to become a police officer in order to allow this lifestyle whilst not being berated by my peers for falling into a sugar-laden coma from all the glazed, gooey in take.
