The Original Pasta Fork Looks Awesome

We’re told from a young age to not play with our food, but that doesn’t mean that we can’t have fun with our food, particularly when we’re using a gadget designed to improve our eating abilities. Such is the case with Bob Balow’s “Original Pasta Fork” – a clever invention that takes a simple concept and applies it for our culinary delight. Read More

Best Job Ever?

Or, easiest job ever? [via]

Pocket Espresso: The Downfall of Society

Pocket espresso represents the downfall of society because…

1. It’s fucking espresso that you carry in your pocket
2. It’s designed for people who are too busy to stop long enough to buy or brew something that can keep them from stopping.
3. Espresso starts to taste like shit 5 minutes after brewing due to the oils breaking down completely.
4. That straw is not designed to be useful. It’s there to be cute. TO BE FUCKING CUTE.
5. It’s a novelty item that people will buy once and regret doing so the moment they drink it.
6. It’s fucking espresso that you carry in your pocket.

Fun with Food

We’re told as children that we’re not supposed to play with our food, and yet we are also told to express our creativity. In this case, breaking the first rule is acceptable thanks to the second rule. It’s called an override. It’s called a win.

Lunchzilla is epic.

Has Anyone Seen Gary?

Spongebob will be very upset when he finds out.

Angry Birds on Coffee

Not exactly what I expected either.

Veggievolution

Eat your vegetables, young and old!

It’s THAT Good!

I’ll be the first to admit that there is almost nothing better than bacon, cheese and sausage. Especially when all lumped together. I can hardly blame the blokes behind this caper. I know when I’m starving and tempted by the deliciousness of these items it is hard to resist obtaining them by any means neccesary. Looks like they weren’t able to scrounge up enough change between the coach cushions and had to resort to the five finger discount…man, they ruined it for the rest of us.

The Making of a Moon Pie

I Don’t Think I’ll Be Using This

I’m not so sure this is quite the sauce I’d like on my fish. There is just something about Cock sauce that makes me think I’ll pass. I don’t know, maybe it does really pair up well with some fish. I guess that might make sense. I would just find it hard to get over the fact that I’m slathering my Mahi Mahi in Cock sauce.