Oh Conan, you’re always joking aren’t you. Here is the great “Conan” sandwich which he has created, it includes processed ham and processed turkey, a whole heaping of mayo, gets fancy with the salsa, Mexican cheese, gravy, Flax Plus (for the fiber), McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets and a toy from a Happy Meal to finish it all off. Can’t wait to see Mr. O’Brien back on the air this November, we’ll see how the show is on TBS.
In celebration of Oktoberfest, how about a chart that shows virtually every type of beer there is out there. From stouts to pilsners to IPAs…which is your favorite?
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The pilot of this hot air balloon better hope that …
The best jokes are those that last a long time …
We’ve got a lot of numbers to look at here. …
Well if this isn’t reason enough to stop here I don’t know what is. That’s the greatest deal of the day. As long as I don’t have to use the straw nasally. If this comes with free refills too, I know where I’ll be all day.
If you’ve ever eaten at In-n-Out then you know just how delicious their grub is. Not only is their regular food amazing but there is a whole “secret” menu if you haven’t heard of it. They have what is known as “animal-style”, which is a burger with grilled onions, mustard and extra sauce…and you can also get your fries prepared this way.
One crazy soul has taken this to a whole new level and made it easier for you to consume it on the go. He’s taken an In-N-Out animal-style burger and animal-style fries and wrapped them all conveniently up in a flour tortilla.
I wonder if this is in Long Beach, California. If it is I’m heading there this very moment. Even if the Doggfather isn’t the proprietor I’ll still be more than enthused to be a patron of this awesome restaurant. First off, Phở is amazing…and second, anything that remotely related to The Big Boss Dogg gets my vote.
This is making me extremely hungry right now. I can only imagine the combination of West Coast rap, some “Sticky Icky”, and a big ol’ bowl of Phở. If more shops like this open then the Vietnamese might start to gain look more like the Americans around the waistline.
Here is a some proof that your morning “cup o’ joe” might be somewhat more evil than you thought. You always wondered why you felt so weak without it…well this explains it a bit. Seems their are other forces at hand than one ever realized.
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How about a 300 lbs cheeseburger? Mallie’s Sports Bar & Grill in Michigan is all set to break their previous record of 185.6 lbs. They’ll be featured on The History Channel’s “Modern Marvels” as they give it a go.
The burger took about 15 hours to cook, four hours to cool to a serving temperature and two football teams to eat it, the squads from local Southgate Anderson and Plymouth high schools. Roughly 60 people dined on the burger and finished about half of it. The 300-pound burger will be on the menu shortly, and will set cost ya $999.
Who is this beast of a man? Turns out his name is “Tiny” Tim Rauscheder from Cleveland, Ohio. He’s a member of the AICE (Association of Independent Competitive Eaters) and weighs in at 384 pounds.
Apparently Tiny Tim became aware of his eating prowess in high school when he set the unofficial Padua Franciscan High School Cookie dough record by polishing off 32 Raw Cookie Dough Cookies and 10 cartons of milk in a single lunch period.
Some of his other records are 24 chicken nuggets in 1 minutes, 6 bananas in 1 minute, 55 chicken wings in 12 minutes 50 seconds, 18 sliders in 10 minutes, 8.75 pulled pork sandwiches in 8 minutes, 49 pierogies in 5 minutes and 102 ounces of chili in 5 minutes. He’s not all about eating though…he also excels at bowling (where he’s been known to break 275 on occasion), heads a dart team and plays bass in a band.
Well thank you Starbucks, you have quenched my thirst. I hope you can tell I’m being facetious. Although I get the point of them not wanting to waste their time with petty requests that don’t make them any money…and attempt to get you to actually purchase something but seems like this would just cause further work.
This will in fact only make me want to be more of a nuisance and continue to ask for refills on my water (drop) until they buckle and give me a bigger size. In all honesty…I think this is pretty darned funny and shows that they’ve got a good sense of humor. Score another point for Starbucks.
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These kids are awesome…this is exactly how I remember childhood…expect without the cell phone. This is how I’d like my life to be every day. If I had to have a “Groundhog Day” I would want it to be a day like this. I would love to be 13 again…coming home from an easy day at school…do a little homework…watch some Nickelodeon and have a PB&J eating contest.
