Pocket espresso represents the downfall of society because…
- It’s fucking espresso that you carry in your pocket
- It’s designed for people who are too busy to stop long enough to buy or brew something that can keep them from stopping.
- Espresso starts to taste like shit 5 minutes after brewing due to the oils breaking down completely.
- That straw is not designed to be useful. It’s there to be cute. TO BE FUCKING CUTE.
- It’s a novelty item that people will buy once and regret doing so the moment they drink it.
- It’s fucking espresso that you carry in your pocket.