09Aug
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Pocket espresso represents the downfall of society because…

  1. It’s fucking espresso that you carry in your pocket
  2. It’s designed for people who are too busy to stop long enough to buy or brew something that can keep them from stopping.
  3. Espresso starts to taste like shit 5 minutes after brewing due to the oils breaking down completely.
  4. That straw is not designed to be useful. It’s there to be cute. TO BE FUCKING CUTE.
  5. It’s a novelty item that people will buy once and regret doing so the moment they drink it.
  6. It’s fucking espresso that you carry in your pocket.

Pocket Espresso

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