Looks like even the jolly big guy in the red suit is just as susceptible to the scrutiny of the dreaded TSA as any other traveler. I think this is just getting way of hand, don’t you? I mean, if the bringer of Yuletide cheer has to get a pat down…

Well, now that I think of it, he does sneak into people’s homes, through their chimneys, and offer gifts to children. Maybe they really are correct in assuming something more than the innocent facade he puts on. Wow, It never donned on me that he might just be one of the ones to watch. Maybe he’s on the “do-not-fly” list and that’s why he’s had to resort to having his own travel provisions. Speaking of…why is he flying commercial? Maybe he’s giving the reindeer a break before the big day.


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