HaHaHeHeHoHo says:

The Married Woman J

Yes = Yes, unless I decide not to later…

No = I decided you’re not getting what you want before you even opened your mouth.

Maybe = Sure, as long as you make every effort to kiss my ass until then.

We need = I saw something I want and if you don’t buy it for me I’m going to be very upset with YOU.

I am sorry = I’m tired of arguing, let’s make nice and I’ll find a different way to blame you for this tomorrow.

We need to talk = I’m not taking this shit anymore and you’re going to hear ALL about it.

Sure, go ahead. = Great, go… The things you’re going to have to buy me to make up for this are going to be awesome, and expensive! J

Do what you want = You already pissed me off and I plan on using this in the fight we’re going to have later.

I am not upset = I don’t want to sound like a bitch, so let’s drop it and I’ll spend the next few days pouting and making you feel guilty.

You’re very attentive tonight = You only pay this much attention to me when you’re horny… And… now you’re a dick.