If you’re not instantly laughing at this, then you may have missed the recent news about one Steven Slater. He was a Flight Attendant for Jet Blue. I say ‘”was” because yesterday he decided he had just had too much. Shortly after landing at in New York Mr. Slater proclaimed to the cabin, “To the passenger who just called me a mother f***** f*** you. I’ve been in this business 28 years and I’ve had it,” grabbed two beers, popped the emergency hatch and slid down the chute.
To make the story just a little stranger, when the police came to arrest him, he was found in bed with his boyfriend. He confessed openly to the accuracy of his tirade and was subsequently arrested. He has since been released on $2,500 bail on has a court hearing for September 7th. But just in case you were wondering…here is the proper technique for exiting an aircraft: