Meet the best thing in your pantry since sliced bread. If this can full of noodly goodness doesn’t stick to your ribs then I think you must not have the necessary superpowers to absorb it’s awesomeness.

Spider-Can, Spider-Can,
Does whatever a spider can.
Fills a bowl, any size,
Satisfies bellies just like fries.

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Can.
Is he tasty? Listen boss—
He’s got radioactive sauce.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Can.

I’ll bet this guy is just downing the Spider-Can


Leave a Reply


  • Lakawak says:

    Sometimes I think it would be nice going through life with such a simple, simple life as "Dutch Machanic" so I could also be so easily amused. But then I realize that I would be missing out on so many things that people WITH functioning brains get to enjoy.

  • marvin says:

    where can we buy the spider can? I