Meet the best thing in your pantry since sliced bread. If this can full of noodly goodness doesn’t stick to your ribs then I think you must not have the necessary superpowers to absorb it’s awesomeness.
Does whatever a spider can.
Fills a bowl, any size,
Satisfies bellies just like fries.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Can.
Is he tasty? Listen boss—
He’s got radioactive sauce.
Can he swing from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey there! There goes the Spider-Can.
I’ll bet this guy is just downing the Spider-Can