Driving Under the Influence is no joke…but come on…this guy is just asking for a DUI/DWI. I mean, what are you going to tell the officer? “Ummm…no…officer I haven’t had anything to drink.” Right…like he’s going to believe you. I guess at that point you just offer him a one and hope for the best.
I personally would have a keg of Guinness attached to this bad boy….and you know what I think would go really good with this…a KFC Double Down with a Krispy Kreme glazed donut as the bun!