Talking dirty in bed can spruce up your love life but there are certain lines one should never cross. Here are a few more things that you really ought not to mention while you’re “going to town.”
- “Paul!” when your husband’s name is Colin (could get you strangled)
- “I just queefed” (for the ladies out there)
- “Oh My Goodness, I’m shot!”
- “Milk! Milk! Beef! Beef!”
- “Baby you’re bursting my warts.”
- And for a very thorough list of what should and shouldn’t be shouted during sex there is always this classic diagram.