HeavyCakes I CAN’T TAKE U ON ON #VALENTINE‘S DAY BECAUSE I’M WORKIN THE NIGHT SHIFT<—NIGGA U AINT’T GOT NO JOB!
DoTheThesaurus I’m only looking forward to Valentine’s Day because my favorite movies will be on
Da7e Just got an e-mail about not celebrating Valentine’s Day because gay people can’t marry…Close, but something off about that.
PaulieA @T3Mikey doing it on valentine’s day because organisers know all the trekkies have nothining else on that day?
JudeBro Doing “meat week” for Valentine’s Day because my girlfriend is awesome.
_Karen Jake just told me that he kind of hates Valentine’s Day because he’s a boy and he’s not suppose to like giving people love letters.
Kenny_P757 Am I the only one looking forward to Valentine’s Day because of the All-Star game? Lol.
SheLuvsGod u give me candy, flowers, and a teddy bear the day AFTER valentine’s day because the gifts are cheaper at walmart then?
LittleMissMeesh #fact: My mother just asked me where I’m going to Valentine’s day because she has plans and I need to leave. Damnnnn. #freakedout.
IndieRich so who’s prepared for the bitterness people will tweet on valentine’s day because they’re miserable & wanna make a fuss?
sam_vidal so i was talking to my friend and he likes valentine’s day because…”it’s even easier pussy to get”
