kiaranchains I would pay any fee to trade my vagina for a dickle right now.
zaharozoe i would PAY to see @nickjonas, @joejonas, and/or kevin to play crotch pong.
brianchall I would pay money to see an episode of 24 end in the middle of a conversation.
TheBlogManLAMB Lmao, I would pay BIG money to see John Edwards sex tape! That sexy ass of his!
seattledowne @JeremyFeistXXX although i would pay to see you fuck a bagel.
kiddoitbig If I was a million air I would pay kanye millions to perform in my basement for all my niggas
Infamy_Monster @Motherphucker I would pay money to see your grandma yell at Pete Wentz.
TheTimRorie I would pay more attention if my classrooms didn’t have windows.
dotcomlarry @jbairy too bad they’re not really everlasting (Gobstopper) 
oh what I would pay to have a real one.
Marinaisgo Old guy w/ yellow eyes @ the gas station asked me if I would pay for his gas. Umm… no. O_0
ctylerk Anyone know where i can get a clone? I would pay to have another, even slightly retarded, me to get stuff done ///School+work+moving=stress!
preachelectric I feel like I would pay attention more in class if I could record my professors in my t-pain app. do want autotuned lectures.
elvinanoii I WOULD PAY $3000 FOR ANYONE WHO DARE TO KILL MY BROTHER RIGHT NOW!!!!!
PaulMcCool My dad is the biggest asshole on the planet. I would pay someone to punch him in the face!
